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30Mar
 
 
Because, “A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones.” Proverbs 17:22 (NIV)
 
Rules for Chocolate Bunnies
 
In case someone buys you one of those chocolate bunnies this year, remember these important rules:
 
1. If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
 
2. Diet tip: Eat some chocolate before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
 
3. A nice chocolate bunny can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
 
4. If you can't eat all your chocolate bunny, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate bunny, what's wrong with you?
 
5. If calories are an issue, store your chocolate bunny on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
 
6. Money talks. Chocolate sings.
 
7. Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
 
8. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? Because no one wants to quit.
 
9. Put "eat chocolate bunny" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
 
10. Chocolate is a health food. Chocolate is derived from cacao beans. Bean are vegetables, aren’t they? Sugar is derived either from sugar beets or cane, both vegetables. And, of course, milk is dairy. So eat more chocolate bunny to meet the dietary requirements for your daily vegetable and dairy intake.
 
 
Copied from Preaching Magazine 3-30-2020
 
 

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Posted by Ron Lawler

I accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior when I was a teen. A friend had invited me to attend church to help out in a Sunday School attendance drive. At the end of the worship service I asked the Pastor how I could know for sure I would go to Heaven. He had someone show me from the Scriptures how to receive Christ and from that day to this, I have had an assurance of Christ as my Savior and Heaven as my eternal home.

Within a few weeks I sensed a building desire to enter into full time ministry. My church observed me and confirmed the call. Upon graduation from High School, I enrolled in Bible College and I have been in ministry ever since. I was ordained to the ministry by my home church in Texas in 1974. It has been my privilege to be Pastor of Preaching and Teaching at Family Bible since 2005.

Cheryl and I were married in 1973. God has blessed us with two children, Rachel and David, and four grandsons.

Favorite part of ministry? - Researching and discussing questions about the Bible.

Favorite verse? - "Therefore, my dear brothers, stand firm.  Let nothing move you.  Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord, because you know that your labor in the Lord is not in vain." 1 Corinthians 15:58

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